April 19, 2014
i just timed myself reading that sentence aloud with a mouth full of sandwich and it took 3.6 seconds
i’m calling bullshit

i just timed myself reading that sentence aloud with a mouth full of sandwich and it took 3.6 seconds

i’m calling bullshit

(Source: the-ppoa)

April 18, 2014

Anonymous asked: Do those kids parents know you plan on indoctrinating them with Marxist propaganda?

gowns:

Yes, that is the special service I provide

lol does anon have any idea how much marxist propaganda it would take to even begin to offset in the entire fucking cosmos of capitalist propaganda we are born into?

Every Mobile Phone I Have Owned since 1996

benkraal:

  1. very early Motorola digital thing
  2. Nokia 5110
  3. Nokia 6210
  4. Dinky little hateful Motorola (or Ericsson?) digital thing
  5. Nokia 5210
  6. iPhone 3G that a colleague gave me when she upgraded to a iPhone 4

1. circa 2000ish nokia (big brick)
2. circa 2004ish nokia (little brick)
3. iphone 3G, 2009
4. iphone 5, 2013

April 13, 2014
the last time i played a big festival

the last time i played a big festival

April 12, 2014

my parents’ stock answer when asked if we could go to see a pro football game was that it was better on tv, end of conversation. finally i went with a classmate whose dad had an extra ticket to an anaheim-era rams game and took us in his ’78 corvette pace car. i was maybe 10, but already i was dimly aware that this represented a double booby prize: the douchiest corvette ever and a football game at angel stadium. most upsetting of all though was the realization that fuck me! my parents were right! this sucked!

music festivals on youtube are better than IRL by like degree

wtf there is a band called temples playing opposite chvrches right now somebody at coachella thought they’d be cute

another thing that has only gotten shittier over the entire time that i’ve been alive: commercial aviation liveries

another thing that has only gotten shittier over the entire time that i’ve been alive: commercial aviation liveries

(Source: teamfailmotorsports)

April 9, 2014
i think the takeaway here is that it is hard to parallel park a lamborghini miura

i think the takeaway here is that it is hard to parallel park a lamborghini miura

(Source: bashum, via the-ppoa)

April 7, 2014
amerahames:

this article must be pretty long

amerahames:

this article must be pretty long

April 6, 2014
carinteriors:

1983 Pontiac 6000

6000 STE to be precise
the very car i successfully lobbied my parents to replace my mom’s pinto wagon with in 1984 and subsequently, um, totaled two years later. not even doing anything stupid! (not to say i didn’t do stupid things in it on other occasions, just not on that one.) just hit some water, aquaplaned, spun, and did my best to ruin a very nice stucco planter wall on the corner of a brand new chino hills housing development, while puncturing a lung and breaking some ribs in the process. the cassette in the tape player at the time was bauhaus’ burning from the inside. if you think you are more goth than me you are wrong.
still feel bad about wrecking that car though. sorry mom and dad
:-(

carinteriors:

1983 Pontiac 6000

6000 STE to be precise

the very car i successfully lobbied my parents to replace my mom’s pinto wagon with in 1984 and subsequently, um, totaled two years later. not even doing anything stupid! (not to say i didn’t do stupid things in it on other occasions, just not on that one.) just hit some water, aquaplaned, spun, and did my best to ruin a very nice stucco planter wall on the corner of a brand new chino hills housing development, while puncturing a lung and breaking some ribs in the process. the cassette in the tape player at the time was bauhaus’ burning from the inside. if you think you are more goth than me you are wrong.

still feel bad about wrecking that car though. sorry mom and dad

:-(