Your baby blue eyes and golden hair make my heart throb. Your radical shoes and matching car make certain other parts of my body throb as well. I want to be your sexy babushka. You can be my Gorbachev, you sultry, sexy Soviet. Hammer and sickle me until I can take no more.
someone just posted this about the nouveau-riche yeltsin-money billionaire piece of shit whose giant tacky car is a local neighborhood menace and i want to die
oh cmon why is everyone ganging up on this guy i think he’s kinda cool
(Source: in-unitatespiritussanctiregnat)6 months ago