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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>the official tumblr of fivetools.com</description><title>SUPER | DISCO | CHINO</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @superdiscochino)</generator><link>http://superdiscochino.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>gotta love a dying mall</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/892e7dd3a5d91e343d9270d94305ad25/tumblr_mn2cldxcRo1qzvqjbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;gotta love a dying mall&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://superdiscochino.tumblr.com/post/50849575088</link><guid>http://superdiscochino.tumblr.com/post/50849575088</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 16:51:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Exercise doesn't help depression, study concludes</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2012/jun/06/exercise-doesnt-help-depression-study"&gt;Exercise doesn't help depression, study concludes&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dprkpoppy.tumblr.com/post/50733079537/exercise-doesnt-help-depression-study-concludes"&gt;dprkpoppy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://unfertig.tumblr.com/post/50714270113/exercise-doesnt-help-depression-study-concludes"&gt;unfertig&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://persiflet.tumblr.com/post/50711715365/exercise-doesnt-help-depression-study-concludes"&gt;persiflet&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://missvoltairine.tumblr.com/post/50584813053/exercise-doesnt-help-depression-study-concludes"&gt;missvoltairine&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tooyoungforthelivingdead.tumblr.com/post/50584639080/exercise-doesnt-help-depression-study-concludes"&gt;tooyoungforthelivingdead&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;blockquote class="link_og_blockquote"&gt;
&lt;div&gt;A study into whether physical activity alleviates the symptoms of depression has found there is no benefit.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Research published in the British Medical Journal suggests that adding a physical activity intervention to usual care did not reduce symptoms of depression more than usual care alone.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This contrasts with current clinical guidance which recommends exercise to help those suffering from the mental illness, which affects one in six adults in Britain at any one time.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I thought this was true and all - fuck yeah, randomised controlled trials!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;i’m waiting for the study that proves that yoga at sunrise actually makes depression worse&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;What.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;i don’t know how to feel&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Dear Sir,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Individualist depressed running lonely into horizon truly experiences emaciated life-quality surrounded by pseudo-abundance of advanced capitalist nation. Eradicated disease is cured on state glorification through uplifting sport activity games in honor of transformation society toward socialist goal. Guardian abdicates by false reportage offer to relegate physical activity to individual choice focus on decadent upper class postmodern orientalist calisthenic practice. Nationalized make the great advancement to socially valued growth facilitate by vast plentiful support to the art, science, sport, literature of masses.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Please advise with best. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://superdiscochino.tumblr.com/post/50764793553</link><guid>http://superdiscochino.tumblr.com/post/50764793553</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 18:50:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>canadian-communist:

Who’s really out of touch with the working...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4203f5df7562267852ab0599fd372191/tumblr_mn02rnPtdw1rwx482o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://canadian-communist.tumblr.com/post/50733176809"&gt;canadian-communist&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Who’s really out of touch with the working class? Who would you want leading your country?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://superdiscochino.tumblr.com/post/50764504099</link><guid>http://superdiscochino.tumblr.com/post/50764504099</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 18:46:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Full Album Stream: The Baptist Generals, Jackleg Devotional To The Heart | American Songwriter</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.americansongwriter.com/2013/05/full-album-stream-the-baptist-generals-jackleg-devotional-to-the-heart/"&gt;Full Album Stream: The Baptist Generals, Jackleg Devotional To The Heart | American Songwriter&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dayan.tumblr.com/post/50670124256/full-album-stream-the-baptist-generals-jackleg"&gt;dayan&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;(unsurprisingly) this record is completely incredible&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;the actual gasp of joy i let out upon opening the email that said they’re coming out on tour with us was loud enough that it startled my wife from the next room&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://superdiscochino.tumblr.com/post/50692827250</link><guid>http://superdiscochino.tumblr.com/post/50692827250</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 21:23:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>i love that you can be walking down the street and come upon a car parked curbside with ron paul...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i love that you can be walking down the street and come upon a car parked curbside with ron paul sticker in back window and then glance inside convenience store and sure enough there&amp;#8217;s the guy with a fedora&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://superdiscochino.tumblr.com/post/50667661326</link><guid>http://superdiscochino.tumblr.com/post/50667661326</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 15:11:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>watershipsdown:

hot singles dont exist. individualism is a liberal myth. you will not find them in...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://watershipsdown.tumblr.com/post/31255158192/hot-singles-dont-exist-individualism-is-a-liberal"&gt;watershipsdown&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;hot singles dont exist. individualism is a liberal myth. you will not find them in your area now or ever &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://superdiscochino.tumblr.com/post/50603254095</link><guid>http://superdiscochino.tumblr.com/post/50603254095</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 17:48:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Anger at Syria 'heart-eating video'</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-22519770"&gt;Anger at Syria 'heart-eating video'&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p class="introduction" id="story_continues_1"&gt;A video which appears to show a Syrian rebel taking a bite from the heart of a dead soldier has been widely condemned.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;US-based Human Rights Watch identified the rebel as Abu Sakkar, a well-known insurgent from the city of Homs, and said his actions were a war crime.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The main Syrian opposition coalition said he would be put on trial.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The video, which cannot be independently authenticated, seems to show him cutting out the heart.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;“I swear to God we will eat your hearts and your livers, you soldiers of Bashar the dog,”&lt;/strong&gt; the man says, referring to President Bashar al-Assad as he stands over the soldier’s corpse.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;okay so very clearly i’ve been wrong about this the whole time and the “rebels” that the &lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2013/04/20/world/middleeast/more-american-aid-to-syrian-rebels-with-conditions.html"&gt;US is currently assisting&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://rt.com/usa/syria-corker-arm-rebels-963/"&gt;seeking to explicitly, openly arm&lt;/a&gt; in their bid to overthrow the existing syrian government are &lt;em&gt;completely fucking awesome&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://superdiscochino.tumblr.com/post/50439808517</link><guid>http://superdiscochino.tumblr.com/post/50439808517</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 16:14:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>i just realized that the last post i remember reading from saxwave was some exceedingly mild...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i just realized that the last post i remember reading from saxwave was some exceedingly mild criticism of maggotmaster and now his blog is gone :-(&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://superdiscochino.tumblr.com/post/50384777431</link><guid>http://superdiscochino.tumblr.com/post/50384777431</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 21:09:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>mr rogers deep cut. mr rogers was not afraid to get dark.
happy...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/gQCgstmT08w?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;mr rogers deep cut. mr rogers was not afraid to get &lt;em&gt;dark.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;happy mother’s day!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://superdiscochino.tumblr.com/post/50223428165</link><guid>http://superdiscochino.tumblr.com/post/50223428165</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 00:00:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>letting myself get mad at big finance again</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/335a5aad2655a832a1d3208fddf31243/tumblr_mmg2glZVEo1qzvqjbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;letting myself get mad at big finance again&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://superdiscochino.tumblr.com/post/49874083064</link><guid>http://superdiscochino.tumblr.com/post/49874083064</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 16:05:00 -0400</pubDate><category>get off my lawn!</category><category>i am even older than you think i am</category></item><item><title>which is more gratifying, finding out that someone whose politics you find loathsome is equally...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;which is more gratifying, finding out that someone whose politics you find loathsome is &lt;a href="http://superdiscochino.tumblr.com/post/45090046112/in-unitatespiritussanctiregnat-nothing-says"&gt;equally repellent as a human being&lt;/a&gt;, or discovering that someone you&amp;#8217;ve long found personally insufferable is also a political enemy&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://superdiscochino.tumblr.com/post/49814519882</link><guid>http://superdiscochino.tumblr.com/post/49814519882</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 20:25:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Read Red: More on the anti-communist saints of the writing world</title><description>&lt;a href="http://readwritered.blogspot.com/2013/05/more-on-anticommunist-saints-of-writing.html"&gt;Read Red: More on the anti-communist saints of the writing world&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahmarxismleninism.tumblr.com/post/49783948253/read-red-more-on-the-anti-communist-saints-of-the"&gt;fuckyeahmarxismleninism&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;May 1, 2013 - Stopping in again briefly with a coda to yesterday’s post regarding the PEN World Voices Conference. A while back I read &lt;a href="http://michaelparentiblog.blogspot.com/2011/12/must-we-adore-vaclav-havel-by-michael.html"&gt;this illuminating piece on Vaclav Havel&lt;/a&gt; by the leftist writer Michael Parenti.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Havel of course was the playwright and leading front person for U.S. imperialism in working to bring about the counter-revolution in Czechoslovakia. After that effort succeeded, Havel served as president of the new Czech Republic. Now dead, he’s pretty well achieved sainthood standing as he does for freedom, democracy and art all tied up together in a pretty bow.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;The truth, as Parenti points out, is that Havel was the scion of a wealthy family and a fighter above all for his own class interests. He hated the workers’ state, hated the struggle to build socialism in Czechoslovakia—because it expropriated his family’s wealth, wealth that was created by and had been stolen from workers. He fought hard to overturn that system so he and his lot could get their riches back.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;In 1992, writes Parenti, “while president of Czechoslovakia, Havel, the great democrat, demanded that parliament be suspended and he be allowed to rule by edict, the better to ram through free-market ‘reforms.’ &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;“That same year, he signed a law that made the advocacy of communism a felony with a penalty of up to eight years imprisonment.” How’s that for free speech?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;So anyway, Philip Roth’s great revelation at last night’s PEN gala was that he spent a lot of time in the 1970s boosting Havel. He brought him money! He arranged contracts to have his books published in the United States! He soothed and supported Havel and his cronies who, Roth claims, were forced to actually work for a living. Work! Manual labor! What horrors! What nerve the socialist state had, refusing to pay these fine artistes a salary for fomenting counterrevolution! What antidemocratic anti-art baddies! All of this, Roth’s service to U.S. imperialism, he portrayed in his talk, as far as I can tell from reports, as his own personal endeavors, but it’s an absolute certainty that Roth carried out his mission in cahoots with the State Department. That’s how this stuff works.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;More:&lt;a href="http://readwritered.blogspot.com/2013/04/its-annual-pro-imperialist.html"&gt; &lt;span&gt;It’s the annual pro-imperialist anticommunist literary love fest&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;lol i’ve always hated that guy&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://superdiscochino.tumblr.com/post/49797723603</link><guid>http://superdiscochino.tumblr.com/post/49797723603</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 16:53:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7bfce01da8f52748e9030e76bfc668fd/tumblr_mmd04epy5a1qzvqjbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://superdiscochino.tumblr.com/post/49751600112</link><guid>http://superdiscochino.tumblr.com/post/49751600112</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 00:21:50 -0400</pubDate><category>i made them put me on a flight out of DCA</category><category>why do i even bother trying</category></item><item><title>gift shop of airport named after ronald reagan</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6a87b3f22fc4096b2555aa2c277e092a/tumblr_mmcriamq5o1qzvqjbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;gift shop of airport named after ronald reagan&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://superdiscochino.tumblr.com/post/49736934141</link><guid>http://superdiscochino.tumblr.com/post/49736934141</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 21:15:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>not kidding lost my terrorist watch going thru airport security

fuckin joke&amp;#8217;s on me i guess</title><description>&lt;p&gt;not kidding lost my terrorist watch going thru airport security&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;fuckin joke&amp;#8217;s on me i guess&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://superdiscochino.tumblr.com/post/49714248803</link><guid>http://superdiscochino.tumblr.com/post/49714248803</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 16:28:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>the-stig:

I hope Becker and Fagen got a big fat check from...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/GDeVAF58jPg?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-stig.tumblr.com/post/49490328659/i-hope-becker-and-fagen-got-a-big-fat-check-from"&gt;the-stig&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I hope Becker and Fagen got a big fat check from this. I really do.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Woof.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You ever wonder what it would be like if Donny and Marie Osmond joined Steely Dan?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;No? Me either.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And yet, here we are. With ice skaters.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;just … fucking … &lt;em&gt;speechless&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://superdiscochino.tumblr.com/post/49492725262</link><guid>http://superdiscochino.tumblr.com/post/49492725262</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 00:38:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Bolivian leader expels US aid agency</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-22371275"&gt;Bolivian leader expels US aid agency&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;somebody needs to wrest fuckyeahevo url away from mitsubishi nerds&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://superdiscochino.tumblr.com/post/49450897399</link><guid>http://superdiscochino.tumblr.com/post/49450897399</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2013 14:52:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Conspiracy theorists of the world, believers in the hidden hands of the Rothschilds and the Masons..."</title><description>“Conspiracy theorists of the world, believers in the hidden hands of the Rothschilds and the Masons and the Illuminati, we skeptics owe you an apology. You were right. The players may be a little different, but your basic premise is correct: The world is a rigged game.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://m.rollingstone.com/entry/view/id/37616/pn/all/p/0/?KSID=d5f7fe9dee2b2f8aaf5d77d163c56942"&gt;Rolling Stone Mobile - Politics - Politics: Everything is Rigged: The Biggest Financial Scandal Yet&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Staggering.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://benkraal.tumblr.com/"&gt;benkraal&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;the perfect crime is one so enormous that it outstrips human capacity to even perceive it, let alone do anything to stop it&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://superdiscochino.tumblr.com/post/49256848645</link><guid>http://superdiscochino.tumblr.com/post/49256848645</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 09:31:39 -0400</pubDate><category>global capitalism</category></item><item><title>aaaaahahahahahahahahaha i can’t stop watching this
please...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/gQsMmmJBLME?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;aaaaahahahahahahahahaha i can’t stop watching this&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;please tell me you just dropped a miata body on top of your ’72 nova and didn’t actually stuff a carbureted V-8 into this poor miata&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://superdiscochino.tumblr.com/post/49254154143</link><guid>http://superdiscochino.tumblr.com/post/49254154143</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 08:18:00 -0400</pubDate><category>when he starts blowing on it</category></item><item><title>pax dude you have no idea how close i came (like, within the kid...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fd05604d4fbb52e51d45e53c0bd222aa/tumblr_mm1j265dZO1qzeo2zo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;pax dude you have no idea how close i came (like, within the kid demanding my immediate attention and me subsequently forgetting about it, which happens approximately six thousand times in any given day, entire fucking proust novels could be constructed from thoughts the kid has interrupted and made me forget forever) to posting this very series of images just a few days ago, which means that you and i, individually and for our own separate reasons (mine, again, now forgotten) both ended up looking at the high-five wiki some time in the last week, which, like, i dunno, this feels like some fucking close encounters shit and i am kind of seriously a little bit freaked out right now&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://superdiscochino.tumblr.com/post/49216745821</link><guid>http://superdiscochino.tumblr.com/post/49216745821</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 20:01:39 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
